{The content listed below is for
the Revised 2nd edition. After the Final Thoughts, there is a section
about what’s different from the first edition, in case you have picked up or
found that version.}
About this book:
“Can
an uptown teen solve a murder mystery in down-home Oklahoma?
Bella Kirkwood loves her glam
life in New York City. But her faith is tested when her mom falls for a
blue-collar country bumpkin and relocates them both to rural Oklahoma. After
her brutally honest blog rant goes viral, the former trendsetter turns into a
social reject.
Relegated to the school paper, Bella jumps at the chance to win over
classmates she burned—and maybe even impress the hot editor. But when she
overhears a cryptic conversation about a football player’s fatal so-called
accident, she sets her sights on the scoop of a lifetime… one someone would
kill to keep hidden.
Can Bella expose a small town’s
shocking secret before she’s dead on arrival?”
Series: Book #1 in the “Charmed Life” series. (As of this time, the
later books in this series will not be reviewed due to content found in this one.)
Spiritual Content- A couple Scriptures are quoted; Prayers/Talking to God
(though some may come across as flippant); Blessings over food; Church and Bible
study going (a few times each) & a few sermons/lessons (one about Mary and being
outside of your comfort zone); Most ‘H’s are not capitalized when referring to
God; Mentions of God (though some can come across as flippant) & Jesus; Mentions
of prayer, praying, blessings over food, & thanking God (though some can
come across as flippant); Mentions of churches & pastors; A few mentions of
youth groups & mission work; A few mentions of miracles; A couple mentions
of those in the Bible & the book of Revelation; A mention of Bible reading;
A mention of nuns; A mention of a blessed event (which Bella puts in quotation
marks);
*Note: There are a few parts where
Bella wonders (flippantly) where certain issues she’s facing are in the Bible
(a parent throwing your pet on to the street, a hideous stepbrother); A mention
of Bella mentioning her “demon-possessed stepbrother”; A mention of Bella
thinking Luke is a minion of Beelzebub and later calls him a spawn of Satan; A mention
of a giant statue of Buddha at a restaurant; A mention of being in a shopping
nirvana.
Negative Content- Minor cussing including: a ‘buzz off’, a ‘gosh’, a ‘moron’, a
‘sucks’, a ‘stinkin’’, two ‘duh’s, two ‘dumb’s, two ‘shoot’s, three forms of ‘jack
up’ (used as opposed to ‘screw[ing something] up’, ‘you don’t know jack about
my life’, or stronger), six ‘idiot’s, six ‘oh, my gosh’s, eight forms of ‘crap’
(including a ‘holy crap’), eight forms of ‘shut up’, and sixteen ‘stupid’s; Lots
of Eye rolling & Sarcasm (especially from Bella, but she does regret a few of the things after she says them); A few possible curses are cut-off; A mention
of a curse (said, not written); A mention of flipping someone off; A mention of
“some stuff’s hit the fan”; Being held at gunpoint, being shot, being slapped, being
forced to eat pills (being told to overdose), pain, blood/bleeding, injuries, being
forced to write a suicide letter, & passing out (semi-detailed); A fire,
smoke, & pain (up to semi-detailed); Bella & her friends go to clubs
and have virgin drinks; Mentions of car wrecks/accidents (up to semi-detailed),
deaths, & someone being on life-support since (one person says he’s a permanent
vegetable); Mentions of car racing & someone being seriously injured (up to
semi-detailed); Mentions of someone who was said to have committed suicide
(*Spoiler* it turns out it was an initiation into a group that went wrong *End
of Spoiler*); Mentions of a fire, an arsonist, & someone setting the fire (barely-above-not-detailed);
Mentions of planning a gas leak to kill someone; Mentions of mafias, a group of
teens that are like a high school mafia, beat-ins, shootings, & initiations;
Mentions of parties, drinking (including under-aged drinking, though Bella doesn’t
drink), drinks/kegs, not getting drunk, & hangovers; Mentions of drugs (including
slang names), planting drugs to frame someone, & drug smuggling; Mentions
of jail/prison; Mentions of Bella’s parents’ divorce & other divorces; Mentions
of threats; Mentions of lies, lying, liars, & eavesdropping; Mentions of
gossip; Mentions of jealousy; Mentions of tattoos; Mentions of throwing up
& vomit; Mentions of animal poop (also called turds by a five-year-old),
peeing, & other body functions (burping, etc.); A couple mentions of wondering
if someone is a serial killer & a good place to take a girl if you’re a
serial killer; A couple mentions of weapon manufacturing; A couple mentions of a
father leaving his family after a tragedy; A mention of wars; A mention of death
row; A mention of an addict in rehab; A mention of a drunk; A mention of a girl
(not) setting her drink down at a party; A mention of getting mugged; A mention
of (not) drinking goat’s blood;
*Note: Many mentions of designer brands
& stores (Abercrombie, Adidas, Christian Siriano, Chanel, Jimmy Choo, Gucci,
Hugo Boss, Louboutin, MAC, Marc Jacobs, Michael Kors, Nike, Prada, Ralph
Lauren, Tony Burch, Vuitton, Wranglers, Macy’s, Saks, Bergdorf’s, Bloomie’s, Barney’s,
Pottery Barn, Wal-Mart); Mentions of singers, songs, celebrities, TV shows,
movies, & channels (N*Sync, Maroon 5, Josh Groban, Justin Bieber, Beyonce,
Dolly Parton, Anne Hathaway, Justin Timberlake, Reese Witherspoon, Jimmy
Fallon, John Cena, Hulk Hogan, Survivor, General Hospital, Scooby Doo, Wheel of
Fortune, Jeopardy, Jaws, The Incredibles, Sister Act, E!, PBS, CNN, Hallmark, &
ESPN); Mentions of books, authors, & fictional characters (Lord of the
Rings, The Scarlet Letter, Great Expectations, Death of a Salesman, Huck Finn, J.
K. Rowling, Stephen King, Barbie, Superman, Spiderman, Winnie-the-Pooh, Fred
Flinstone, & Voldemort); Mentions of car brands; Mentions of Starbucks (and
drinking coffee from there); A few mentions of musicals (Wicked and The Wizard
of Oz); A few mentions of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream; A couple mentions of books
& series; A few mentions of climate change & global warming (a
five-year-old comments that the Arctic Ocean could be ice-free by 2050, so he’s
using recycled paper); A few mentions of Google, Netflix, Apple products, &
Avon; A mention of Uber; A mention of Vogue; A mention of a UFO sighting; A mention
of wanting to tell someone where they can stick their way.
Sexual Content- A cheek kiss, a
forehead kiss, a barely-above-not-detailed kiss, and a make-out session (to
keep people from noticing them, up to detailed); Recalling a kiss & wanting
to kiss someone again (up to semi-detailed); Noticing a guy glancing at your
lips; Touches, Tingles, Noticing Muscles, Dancing, Attraction, Noticing, Nearness,
& Smelling (semi-detailed); A ‘skanks’ and five ‘hot’s when referring to
someone’s appearance, Seeing a guy coming out of the shower with just a towel
on (his abs are noticed by Bella, and another guy is upset that she was alone
with a naked guy in his bedroom (nothing happened though)); Bella says she wants
to still do things together with a guy and then hopes it doesn’t sound
suggestive (she meant as going to the movies together, not as in “get
horizontal on the couch”); Catching someone cheating & making-out with
someone that’s not the person they’re dating; Bella sees her stepfather in a
highly inappropriate position and outfit with another man (he’s training to be
a wrestler, but Bella implies that she’s thinking he’s a “Spandexy perv” and
willing to use it to get her mom to take her back to New York; Bella asks if he’s
an exotic dancer, later says “he’s out of the spandex closet”); Bella flirts with
guy & purrs over them; Bella helps another girl get the attention of her
crush (this includes Bella mentioning that she shouldn’t cover up her great
calves and tries to get her to get a dress that the friend isn’t comfortable
in); Many mentions of dating, dates, boys, boyfriends, girlfriends, crushes, cheating,
& exes; Mentions of make-out sessions; Mentions of dancing & nearness; Mentions
of girls liking hot & sweaty guys; A few mentions of Bella’s dad’s
bimbo-of-the-month club & him “working” (meeting women and negotiate
kissing); A few mentions of seeing a married couple kiss; A few mentions of blushes
& winks; A few mentions of jealousy; A couple mentions of a man leaving his
wife for another woman (Bella says her mother relates to that); A couple
mentions of Hester and her A for adulterer in “The Scarlet Letter”; A mention
of not going off alone with anyone at a party; A mention of someone kissing
like a movie star; A mention of a French kiss; A mention of canoodling; There
is sexual tension between Bella & Luke;
*Note: In
this 2019 revised edition, there is a bonus scene of Bella giving purses to a
person who is hinted to be transgendered (the person is said to “flamboyantly
dressed”, Bella’s never asked but she’s “pretty sure Louise was once a Louis” (and
refers to the person as a she/her), and while the person may have squeezed themselves
into Bella’s clothes, they “had boat-sized man feet, a fact that neither one of
us acknowledged”); Bella has a conversation with a wrestler (male) about a
designer (he says her shirt is “adorbs” and calls her “darlin’”) and she leaves
before he starts giving her make-up advice; Bella accidentally walks in on her
stepbrother in the bathroom in only his boxers; Bella helps a friend pick out a
dress and while the friend feels naked in it, Bella says it’s very conservative,
trendy and shows off her curves (the friend gets the dress she’s comfortable
in); Mentions of Bella’s father being a plastic surgeon & nose and boob
jobs; Mentions of feminine products & pads; Mentions of butts (including
mentions of football players slapping each other on the butt, butting into a
dance, butting out of someone’s life, someone butts up to someone else, a
person’s spoiled butt); A few mentions of girls’ curves & showing them off;
A few mentions of underwear & flashing your undies accidentally; A few
mentions of waxing & shaving; A few mentions of birth control pills; A couple
mentions of streaking; A couple mentions of guys’ six-pack abs; A couple
mentions of a tight t-shirt & a girl feeling like her chest is trapped; A mention
of Bella’s number being on the bathroom walls and not because she’s a good
time; A mention of Bella would rather dance topless in the front yard than do
something else; A mention of (not) dancing naked; A mention of getting out of
the car in a delicate manner and not giving someone a free peep show; A mention
of Bella lusting in her heart—over other people’s clothing; A mention of double
D breasts; A mention of a too-tight bra; A mention of a strapless dress; A mention
of an old man ordering boxes of frilly underwear online; A mention of a guy
having a chick flick fetish (he cries during Hallmark movies); A mention of a
mother that died in labor.
-Isabella “Bella” Kirkwood, age
16
1st
person P.O.V. of Bella
316 pages
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My
personal Rating- 
I first attempted to read this
book in 2013, then later picked it back up in 2015 and rated it one star. Now
in 2021, this popular YA book at used bookstores is officially reviewed on
BFCG. However, this is a review (and therefore the content from) the 2019
revised edition of “So Not Happening” by Jenny B. Jones. There was some
content details that were changed or omitted that I will list below.
When I first read this book, I thought Bella was selfish and shallow. This reread, though, I saw her more hurt than shallow and liked her better. But I’m not sure if any of those moments where I was annoyed at her selfishness were edited out or changed in this new edition. (This is the problem I have with new editions where details are changed. A cover change? Sure, no problem. Changing a storyline or the content, however, makes it harder on reviewers.)
Some of the more crude comments or “humor” that was originally in this first book are missing, and I think that’s why I enjoyed it more this time, however…
While I was planning to up my personal rating of this book to 2 stars, after reading a disappointing bonus scene about a “woman” that is hinted to have originally be a man (quoted in the Note section of the Sexual Content and below), it keeps its one-star rating from me. Very disappointing.
So What’s Different Between the Versions? In the Original:
Bella’s dad’s women friends (referred to as “bimbo”s very often in the original) are much more played down in this new version. In the original, his “barely legal girlfriends” are mentioned, including one that used to be a stripper. While there are still some, there’s less mentions of what Bella’s wearing (shorts, mini skirts, strapless dresses, bras, undies, etc); A mention of a transvestite (someone who dresses in clothes that are typically for the opposite gender; there part isn’t in the new edition but there is the bonus scene, noted below); There’s more mentions of butts and such; Many more comments about poop and whatnot; Celebrities of that time (2009) are mentioned frequently. A mention of the movie “Sex and the City”. That “chick flick fetish” Bella says a guy has isn’t Hallmark movies like this new edition, but Lifetime movies. Bella comes across as much more shallow and self-centered in the original edition.
**That bonus scene I mentioned in my final thoughts is not in the original edition, but included in this newer edition: In this 2019 revised edition, there is a bonus scene of Bella giving purses to a person who is hinted to be transgendered (the person is said to “flamboyantly dressed”, Bella’s never asked but she’s “pretty sure Louise was once a Louis” (and refers to the person as a she/her), and while the person may have squeezed themself into Bella’s clothes, they “had boat-sized man feet, a fact that neither one of us acknowledged”).
See y’all on Friday with a new
review!
*BFCG may (Read the review to see) recommend this book by this
author. It does not mean I recommend all the books by this author.
