Books for Christian Girls: "Christmas is for Suckers" by Abigail G. Thompson

About this book:

“Ezra Oakland is sick and tired of life from his dad being deployed and his mom stressing about everything from his asthma to where they should put the Christmas tree. In a desperate attempt to get out of his house, he decides to work at a Christmas Tree Farm for the rest of the Christmas season, but there is one the owner's daughter is Ophelia Jones, and Ophelia has a horrible habit of annoying the snot out of Ezra. What makes it worse is that she has seemed to make it her mission to get him in the Christmas spirit even though, at this point, Ezra is pretty sure Christmas is for suckers.”

Series: Does not seem to be connected to any other book, a stand-alone novella.

Spiritual Content- A handful of Scriptures are quoted, mentioned, & remembered; Prayers; Youth group & a sermon/message; Set during Christmas time; 'H's are capital when referring to God; Ezra says to God in a prayer, “you say you don’t tempt men. Does that mean pretty girls are form the devil?” (and notes that his sister would slap him for that thought); Mentions of God, Jesus, showing Jesus to others, & Christmas; Mentions of prayers & praying; Mentions of churches, going to youth group and church events, pastors, services, & a sermon; Mentions of Christmas hymns; A few mentions of Operation Christmas Child shoeboxes (Samaritan’s Purse); A couple mentions of sharing Christ with others; A couple mentions of a book of the Bible; A couple mentions of a church member having meetings with elders after an upset and then deciding to leave the Church.

Negative Content- Minor cussing including: a ‘dumb’, a ‘god forbid’, a ‘smart butt’, a ‘suck it up’, a ‘you piece of trash’, two ‘blasted’s, two ‘gosh’s, two ‘shut up’s, three forms of ‘sucks’, four forms of ‘crap’, eight forms of ‘idiot’, and nine ‘stupid’s; Ezra curses Ophelia in his mind and later curses himself for being distracted; Eye rolling & sarcasm; Pain (up to semi-detailed); Grief & Sobbing (up to semi-detailed); Ophelia goes to slap Ezra across the cheek when he’s hurt her, but he catches her hand; When using his nebulizer for an asthma attack, Ezra thinks that some people (mostly teenagers) loved to joke that he was “getting high like he was smoking weed”, but Ezra doesn’t find it funny because of the side effects of the drugs on his system; Mentions of deaths & grief (Ophelia and her dad for their mom/wife due to breast cancer); Mentions of the military, soldiers, & the family greatly missing their family members; A few mentions of wars; A few mentions of injuries & blood/bleeding; A few mentions of blackmail; A few mentions of drugs (both medically needed and weed); A few mentions of lies & lying; A few mentions of jealousy (including Ezra over Ophelia’s childhood of growing up in the same place); A couple mentions of hatred; A mention of thieves; A mention of a man cussing out Christmas carolers; A mention of eavesdropping;
             *Note: Ezra has a couple asthma attacks & has to use his nebulizer (one of the attacks is described in detail); Ezra feels like he has to keep his family together while his father is away and feels suffocated because of his own anxiety and his mother having panic attacks (also thinking that any kind of bad news could break his mom and send her to the hospital and that he is waiting for the floor to drop out from under him when his mom is doing better); Ezra’s mom has a panic attack and thinks she’s going crazy (Ophelia helps by distracting her; Ezra feels bitter that it’s up to him to help his mom as his sister is incapable of handling the panic attacks; up to semi-detailed); *Spoilers* Towards the end, Ezra and his mom have a heated discussion and she shares that she’s seeing a therapist and taking medications which have both helped; She apologizes to him for having to step up but is thankful he did); Ezra starts sobbing due to anxiety and missing his dad, but his mom and sister are there for him; Ezra’s mom puts him in therapy and the first session was enjoyable despite feeling like he ripped his heart out, but felt better afterward when putting it back together *End of Spoilers*; Ophelia wants to prove the her town that she’s okay after her mom passed away, to show she can still have happiness, & has to deal with a comment from an older woman who means well, but causes Ophelia to cry (telling her that she feels bad that Ophelia has to go “through these informative years without a mother” and Ophelia walks away to cry); Ophelia has gone to therapy after the death of her mom and recalls some of the things the therapist said to her; Ezra says he can’t be beaten by a girl at foosball and Ophelia comments, “You know my thoughts on feminism, but I’m pretty sure that’s sexist.”; Ezra calls Ophelia a “smart butt” at church and when she blushes and says they’re at church, Ezra says “It’s the twenty-first century, they can handle it.”; Ophelia wears shirts that say ‘Modern Feminism Sucks’, ‘Pro-Life Generation’, and ‘Empower Women by Empowering Preborn Women’ (Ezra finds some of her shirts annoying, but it does not seem like it’s because of the messages on them); Mentions of anxiety, panic attacks, & therapy and medication (and the latter two helping); Mentions of singers, movies, & fictional characters (Frank Sinatra, Home Alone, & The Grinch); A few mentions of apps (TikTok & WhatsApp); A couple mentions of feminism; A couple mentions of car brands; A mention of an author (Charlotte Bronte); A mention of Hallmark movies.

Sexual Content- A semi-detailed kiss (this kiss lasts around seven sentences due to some awkwardness); Touches, Embraces, Dancing, & Flutters (up to semi-detailed); Remembering touches & dancing (barely-above-not-detailed); Imagining touching (someone’s hair, cheek, or hand, barely-above-not-detailed); Wanting to embrace & kiss (barely-above-not-detailed); Noticing (barely-above-not-detailed); Flirting & Blushes; Ophelia has a crush on Ezra, wants him to like her back, and it’s said that she “lost all rationale when she had a crush” (she thinks that the best-case scenario of her plans with Ezra is that they fall “hopelessly in love” And then adds “The in-love part was a little strong, but a girl could dream.”); Ezra thinks that high-school relationships are pointless and lead to places he doesn’t want to go; *Spoiler* At the end, Ezra and Ophelia decide not to begin dating for at least a little while so they can get to know the other more before adding terms like “boyfriend” and “girlfriend” to the mix *End of Spoiler*; Mentions of crushes/liking someone, boyfriends/girlfriends, & dating; A few mentions of a kiss; A few mentions of flirting; A few mentions of blushes; A few mentions of Youth Group leaders sitting down with couples to not display any “purpling” (which is said to be the “affection term Youth Groups across America used to describe any girl and boy showing anything but Christ-centered sister and brotherhood”); A mention of puberty; Some love, being in love, & the emotions (between the main characters which are teenagers);
             *Note: Ophelia wears shirts that say ‘Virginity is Cool’; A few mentions of butts & butting into someone’s life.

-Ophelia Jones, age 17
-Ezra Oakland, age 17
                                P.O.V. switches between them
                                                        70 pages
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My personal Rating-

I’m breaking the rule of a book’s required length for reviewing on BFCG as this one is a contemporary Christian YA Christmas book! Do you know how rare those are? This one is short, really short at only 70 pages, but I’ve had my eye on it for a while now and wanted to read it.

I will note that The Operation Christmas Child Shoeboxes were done and collected too close to Christmas, but I’m fine with that author liberty just because it was so fun to see those and doing them mentioned! (They’re usually collected around Thanksgiving, just as a note and I highly recommend doing them if you haven’t!)

I’m not sure if it’s just my copy, but there were some typos/missing punctuation and formatting errors that distracted me a bit from the story, which was kind of a bummer.

Both Ophelia and Ezra had their stupid moments, but hey! They’re seventeen and going through different types of grief, so I wasn’t expecting them to be all that and make the best choices. There’s some angst in this plot because of it and definitely felt like a YA story. I think older teens might cringe a little reading this one, but mid-teens could possibly enjoy it more. It was nice to see the positive homeschooler representation, though I would have liked a little more of that besides it being said they were homeschooled. Overall, this wasn’t bad at all (maybe just needed a touch more polishing in some places) and if you really like YA books with flawed characters who mean well, this might be one to check out.

See y’all on Friday with a new review!